Dan Naturman – Get Off My Property (CD) For Sale

Far younger and far, far hipper than Jon Lovitz, stand-up stand-out Dan Naturman conjures an image of a feisty curmudgeon with his nimble, self-deprecating delivery, setting the tone by titling his first CD, out now from Stand Up! Records, Get Off My Property. That s right, he s got a shotgun in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other, and you re about to see Dan Naturman s robe dangling open. Issuing a constant stream of cranky, but ridiculously funny, anecdotes that always imply the world is out to get him (or at least keep him from a successful love life), this Fordham-trained lawyer turned comic has been featured his own Comedy Central Presents special, on the Late Show with David Letterman, and on Late Night with Conan O Brien. Naturman s kvetching comedy is so quick and quick-witted that Get Off My Property comes off as a sound-bite machine, arming listeners with a hilarious response for nearly any situation in which they might find themselves: worried about online dating? Always get a picture of your internet paramour holding today s newspaper. Considering marriage? Ask a friend how they like their marriage, then ask how they like their Tivo, compare. Trying to learn Spanish? Spend a year in a Mexican prison, you ll pick it up pretty fast. Densely packed and utterly relatable, Get Off My Property may be Dan Naturman s first CD, but it surely won t be his last.